Jihme Posted May 21, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 4,642 Reputation: 9 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/2006 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Live, Love & Laugh Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I toldmy husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, thehours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home . Just as I got in thedoor, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed threetimes.Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooedanother nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up withsuch a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflictwith him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos pl us nine cuckoostotals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got awaywith that one!Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooedthree times, then said, 'oh, ****.' Cuckooed four more times, clearedits throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull Martin Posted May 22, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 8,044 Reputation: 228 Days Won: 9 Joined: 12/23/2005 Share Posted May 22, 2008 ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usfbulls2004 Posted May 22, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 2,118 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/21/2004 Share Posted May 22, 2008 pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crambone Posted May 22, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 9,038 Reputation: 101 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/18/2006 Share Posted May 22, 2008 lol nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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