Where are the Americans? (safe)

[TyBull]

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank

you Mr. American for letting me in this  country , giving me housing, food

stamps, free medica l care, and free  education!" The passerby says, "You

are

mistaken, I am  Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "  Thank you for having

such

a beautiful country here in America !" The  person says,  "I not American, I

Vietnamese."

The new  arrival walks further, and  the next person he sees he stops,

shakes his hand and says, "Thank  you for the wonderful America!"  That

person puts up his hand and  says, "I am from Middle East , I  am not

America

n!"

He finally sees a  nice lady and asks,  "Are you an American?" She says ,

"No, I am from  Africa !"  Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the

Americans?"

The  African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!

[crambone]

TyBull, you seriously post your jokes two days after I get them in a FW: E-Mail form at work.

We must be on the same "chain" somehow!!!