Should children witness childbirth?

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the

call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked

Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her

mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very

diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and

pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The

paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on

his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked

Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what

she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in

the first place . .. smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you.