Agreed, we s*ck. It's unbelievable we play in an NFL stadium, given how bad we are. Our past wins against Auburn, FSU, WVU, Notre Dame, Miami, Clemson, NC State, North Carolina... we were lucky in every single one of them, because our inept talent, small-time status, and overall crappiness should have prevented us from even scoring in those games, let alone winning.
We shouldn't be looking for a coach. Why subject him to this obviously crappy job that pays nothing? I mean, his office will be a trailer on campus. Why take it? Instead of looking for a coach, we should be folding the program so FSU, Miami, and Florida fans (and their lazy representatives in the local and national media) aren't annoyed by us.