Aaron Lynch' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Aaron Lynch counted to infinity - twice.
Aaron Lynch does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Aaron Lynch goes killing.
If you can see Aaron Lynch, he can see you. If you can't see Aaron Lynch you may be only seconds away from death.
Aaron Lynch sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled tackling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Lynch sacked the devil for a lossof 10 yards and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Aaron Lynch.
Aaron Lynch built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Aaron Lynch met all three bullets with his chest, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Aaron Lynch has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Aaron Lynch toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on Aaron Lynch' shoe. Lynch replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Aaron Lynch!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal tackle for a loss delivered by Aaron Lynch.