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  1. TheUpperHand
    Bit of an understatement. We struggled to score in the way that a paraplegic struggles to walk.
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    I'm on board with the notion that getting back to bowl eligibility is doable and would be great progress, but wouldn't go so far as calling that one of the greatest turnarounds in CFB history if it comes to past. Not even in the conversation, IMO. Hell, Connecticut went from 2 wins, to 1 win, to 6 wins last year and no one is calling that one of the best turnarounds in history. Probably happened a dozen or more times in the past decade.
  3. TheUpperHand
    It’s where a stoppable force meets a movable object.
  4. TheUpperHand
    I was able to add more reps to my bench press! All I had to do was take weight off the bar! Looks like I'm getting stronger!
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    Yes. Increasing our win total from 1 to 3 is nice, but meaningless if all we do is finish by getting blown out left and right. The wheels haven't fallen off, but they're wobbling. UConn is 1-5 and coming off their only win (vs. Rice, ha) and a bye week. This is Golesh's chance to set himself apart from Scott. We need this win to get back on track and salvage the season -- another blowout loss and we're back in the ditch.
  7. TheUpperHand
    We've given up 253 points so far in the first seven games. The only season we've started worse than that was last year (263 points). We've allowed 225+ points to start a season only four times in our history and all four were the past four seasons.
  8. TheUpperHand
    Looking at the past couple decades, I'd guess the tradition of losing?
  9. TheUpperHand
    There's 133 FBS teams, we're definitely getting left out.
  10. TheUpperHand
    With USF marketing's history, we'd probably print it on a UCONN-blue shirt, get the opponent wrong, misspell something, and only print 10% of the amount needed.
  11. TheUpperHand
    We can turn ourselves into the CFB equivalent of the Washington Generals and change our fight song to Sweet Georgia Brown.
  12. TheUpperHand
    Don't forget about the AD extending said Football HC after a 3-18 start as well as the Basketball HC after a 64-89 tenure as well as the rest of the underperforming athletic department. No one brings out or rewards failure quite like VPMK.
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    The last two times we’ve played them, we’ve lost 10-28 and 14-56. We have a lot of work to do before this would be considered a rivalry. Right now FAU is our rival in the same way a lion is a rival to a gazelle.
  15. TheUpperHand
    Tom Herman didn’t need to wait to get his guys in to whoop our asses.
  16. TheUpperHand
    Don’t worry, the team missed it, too.
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    Wish we wouldn’t have thrown back to the Sterlin Gilbert offense and the Raymond Woody defense.
  18. TheUpperHand
    We hired their crappy coaches away so they could hire good ones and then whoop our asses
  19. TheUpperHand
    Yes! There is a 12 step program to get over USF football: Blowout loss to CUSA Struggling win against FCS Close loss to Top 10 team Nice conference win Frustrating conference win Anomalous blowout loss? Consecutive blowout loss?! ... And so on until you've reached the 12th step which is probably a blowout loss and voila! You're over USF football! Until next year.
  20. TheUpperHand
    We don’t have to worry about the media talking about us collapsing at the end of the game like Colorado, UCF, and Miami since we just do our collapse at the beginning so no one talks about us at all.
  21. TheUpperHand
    Todd Orlando’s UConn defense against USF (2005-2010): 20.5 ppg Todd Orlando’s USF defense through 7 games: 36.1 ppg Raymond Woodie’s USF defense: 31 ppg Brian Jean-Marie’s USF defense: 28.4 ppg Chuck Bresnahan’s USF defense: 27.8 ppg Chris Cosh’s USF defense: 27.4 ppg
  22. TheUpperHand
    I’ll be here all season. Don’t forget to tip your athletic department — we’ll need it for Golesh’s extension and subsequent buyout.
  23. TheUpperHand
    Like Skip Holtz taking the team to Vero Beach?
  24. TheUpperHand
    Watching USF lessens my enjoyment of college football as a whole.
  25. TheUpperHand
    Just trust the process. Pay no attention to the Jeff Scott behind the curtain.
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