That's a sad ass list.
Give him a break. He's from Dora, where nothing ever happens and 7 people live ...
https://www.google.com/maps/place/36%C2%B046%2737.0%22N+92%C2%B013%2703.0%22W/@36.776944,-92.2175,12z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x0?hl=en
There is at least 300 folks living in Dora...one of these days we'll get a traffic light but to make some happy...;.
The win over FSU in their house
Our first win over the Bearcats
The win over Louisville on national TV