Interview process:
MK: Alex, nice to meet you. Would you like to be the USF head coach?
AG: Uh, not sure, you've been pretty bad.
MK: Pretty, please? I will give you anything you want. I struck out on all my other choices and I need you bad. If you win 2 games, I will extend you for 15 years!
AG: Ah, well screw it, sure, I guess so.
MK: Yay. I can't wait to sell this to the USF fan base as my number one guy. I GOT MY GUY!!!
The end.