Express your feelings about USF Football in a Haiku

[mikebeau]

Never have so many with so much (facilities, scholarships, 2-million dollar coach)

done so little (no bowl 2011-2012, 1-10 last 11 conf. record).

With Holtz, this is our darkest hour.

Signed

Disgruntled 16 year season ticket holder

are you serious

your haiku is a failure

5 7 5 please

[mikebeau]

He was once Mizzou

now Plantation Peterbreath

still same ole douchebag

[BigStormBrewing]

It Rained Upon Me

I Became a Bull for Life

Skip bent me over

[mikebeau]

Watched Texas Tech D

shut down West Virginia O

looked like our old D

[MaltLiquorBull]

First down, give up 2

Second down, tackle for loss

Third down, they convert

[TBBull717]

First down, give up 2

Second down, tackle for loss

Third down, they convert

Spot on. I drink to celebrate us getting third down stops (rarely) and drink when we don't stop them.