TyBull Posted January 14, 2011 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,928 Reputation: 127 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/01/2002 Share Posted January 14, 2011 1. "I'M GOING FISHING" : Translation: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in the boat with a stick in my hand, while th fish swim by in complete safety." 2. "IT'S A GUY THING" Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." 3. "CAN I HELP WITH THE DINNER?" Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?" 4. "UH HUH", "SURE HONEY" or alternately "YES, DEAR" Translation: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TOEXPLAIN." Translation: "I have no idea how it works." 6. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translation: "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra." 7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translation: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." 8. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translation: "Are you still talking?" 9. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translation: "I remember the theme song to 'The A Team', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." 10. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translation: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." 11. "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translation: "And I sure hope I think if some pretty soon." 12. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Translation: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I will admit that I'm hurt." 13. "I CAN'T FIND IT." Translation: "It didn't fall into my out stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." 14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translation: "What did you catch me at?" 15. "I HEARD YOU." Translation: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me." 16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Translation: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse." 17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFFIC." Translation: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving." 18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I WE ARE." Translation: "No one will ever see us alive again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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