BULLO12 Posted December 2, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted December 2, 2010 An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reachedacross the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon wewill be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know.In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've beenunfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a goodreason.Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I neversuspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and wewere about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Doyou remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day henotified you that the loan would be extended?"Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you forthat. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn'thave the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to seeyour doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.""I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of courseI can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.""All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for presidentof your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaUSFBull Posted December 2, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 24,750 Reputation: 3,107 Days Won: 87 Joined: 12/15/2009 Share Posted December 2, 2010 ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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