Black Testicles

[Jihme]

  Black Testicles

     

      A male patient is lying in bed  in the hospital,

      wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,

      still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

      A young student nurse appears to give him a  partial sponge bath.

      Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my  testicles black?'

      Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

      'I don't know,Sir.  I'm only here to wash  your upper body.'

      He struggles to ask again,  'Nurse, are my  testicles black?'

      Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

      she overcomes her  embarrassment and sheepishly

      pulls back the covers.

      She raises his gown, holds his  penis in one hand and his

      testicles in the other, lifting and moving them  around and around gently.

      Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong

      with them, Sir !!'

      The man pulls off his oxygen mask,  smiles at her and  says,

      'Thank you very much. That was  wonderful, but listen  very, very closely.....

      ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -  b a c k ?'