Things Always Depend On Your Point of View

[Jihme]

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,

and Family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you

?'

      Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name ?'

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        A little boy went to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my

Intelligence come from ?'

The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,

because I still have mine.'

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        'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the

divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a

week,'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and

Then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'

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        A doctor examined a woman who'd been rushed to the Emergency

Room. He took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of

your wife at all.'  'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a

great cook and really

Good with the kids.'

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        A blonde called Delta Airlines and asked, 'Can you tell me how

long it'll take to fly from San Francisco  to  New York City  ?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'Thank you,' the blonde said, and hung up.

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      Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan

Gonzalez. 'How was he killed ?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,'

the other detective replied.

      'A golf gun! What is a golf gun ?'

        'I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.'

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        The graveside service of an old man had just barely finished,

when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of

lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...

      The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, I

gues that means she's there now.'