USF game at Florida set for 12:21 kickof

[Cow Pie]

Dear lord...it's been a while since that surfaced... scary... is that a man or woman on the left??? 

This is even worse... he is giving the horns 

[ajusf16]

Dear lord...it's been a while since that surfaced... scary... is that a man or woman on the left??? 

This is even worse... he is giving the horns 

not a bad lil pooper on the chick in the back ground

[Bull Honkey]

Regardless of why its at noon... the heat won't bother me much, I'm gonna be so far gone by kickoff that I will be numb to the temps.

:drinkup

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Always good to get dehydrated and then sit out in the sun.  I have four words for you.

DRINK. PLENTY. OF. WATER.

And that is not after alcohol, but with it.  Alternating beer-beer-water-beer-beer-water will keep you hydrated, and eliminate the risk of heat stroke AND ease your hangover.

DE-Hydration! Just say NO!

The thing about being dehydrated from alcohol is that it takes a while to rehydrate after you already feeling like crap.  And when I say a while, I mean like most of the 3rd quarter at the FSU game where I was trying find shade a chug as much water as I could.  In hind sight, drinking the night before, waking up a slamming more beers then drinking Jack and Coke the whole first half might not have been the best idea.

I will mix in some watered down Budweiser and Miller Lites  ;D jking

This ain't my first rodeo and have a detailed plan of attack for this game:

Friday Night = Dinner, Trouble Making, debauchery, and bed

Saturday Morning = 6AM - 10:30 Beer, Bacon, Beer, Waffles and more Beer  :drinkup

Pregame = 2 liters of water and asprin

During the game = I will alternate water, beer, water, beer

Post Game Celebration = Go Crazy

How will I have beer during the game in a dry stadium? With my trusty Hooters Beer Belt 

Have fun in the pokey... just remember to post a picture on the Pen...

[ajusf16]

duff man!

[Bull-by-Marriage]

Dear lord...it's been a while since that surfaced... scary... is that a man or woman on the left??? 

This is even worse... he is giving the horns 

not a bad lil pooper on the chick in the back ground

My eyes were immediately drawn to the young lady in the background as well. Sad part is that hers clothes are not from the 70's so there's NO excuse for jorts.