TyBull Posted August 28, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,928 Reputation: 127 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/01/2002 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .And furthermoreHOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN. '2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'(Loved this one!)6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted August 31, 2009 Group: Admin Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 97,087 Reputation: 10,858 Days Won: 469 Joined: 05/19/2000 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Having been born in Kentucky, I am glad someone is finally standing up for us hillbillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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