Older Women Are So Reasonable

[BULLO12]

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my

wife one day and said, 'honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a

cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,

but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed

and Plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It

seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and

find a hot 25-year-old gal and she would make sure that I would once

again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a

sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your

mid-life crises.

[SANJAY]

Since your wife was 21 years old 44 years ago, you're lucky she didn't want to know who that 25-year old was.

[KingBull]

If your wife is 65 y/o then I assume your about the same age if not older.  Let me tell you something.... You should've had your MID-LIFE crisis about 20 years ago, LMAO!