More Comedy: Share your real (funny!) stories

[Guest BasketBull.]

I'll start!

Way back in the day, back when I was in high school, I used to work for _ublix. Often, the baggers would have to dry sweep the floor a few times a day. Basically, one guy with a broom walks in front and kicks out the trash while the guy behind would follow with a dust broom, and they'd do this to every aisle.

Well, this one day, I was the guy with the dust broom, and we went down this one aisle and there were these two women, each with a baby in their shopping cart. They were in the middle of the aisle looking at stuff, and we cut through the middle. At the end of the aisle , I stopped my buddy: "Yo! stop -watch this."

We both looked back at the two women. Each of them started to pick up their babies and proceeded to smell the diapers.

The first woman: "No, it isn't my baby."

Then the second woman: "Nope, not mine either."

Then they both stood there and went back to shopping, as if nothing happened.

My buddy and I just about died laughing.  :ROFLMAO

[crambone]

I am lost...did one of you guys fart when walking by the ladies?

[Bull Martin]

I am lost...did one of you guys fart when walking by the ladies?

No, one of the ladies crapped her pants

[crambone]

Okay...you didn't say that in your original post.  Hence why I was lost, heh

[Velcro]

I'm still lost... did you switch the baby carriages? 

[Guest BasketBull.]

:nope What is this, a gator board?

...I walked by the women and released a HUGE SBD vapor --so bad that they had to check to see if either of their kids had pooped.

But they surprising thing was that they just stood there afterwards. I guess as mothers, they had smelled enough bad stuff to not care any more.  ;D

[Velcro]

LOL.. i missed the part about the "Smelling the diapers"  now it makes sense.