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BULLO12 Toro Magnifico

BULLO12

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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...

 

So I took her to a gas station.

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not as clever as the $5 post.

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I tell ya, I don't get no respect...

One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Once, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, "No, but I did get the license number".

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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