Looking for Work

[cygnus34]

Viva la Texas!!!!

Yeehawwww!

Looking for Work

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

 

[Bull Martin]

That doesn't make sense.  The man has 2 ivey league degrees and the unemployment rate is 4.5%, which if you took economics is still considered not bad.