IDIOT SIGHTINGS (BE SCARED!)

[BULLO12]

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us 

that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough 

motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the 

largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his 

head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 

was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I 

gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a 

quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, 

but this way yo u can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and 

went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, 

and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they 

could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me 

back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the 

local township administrative office to request the removal of the 

DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being 

hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to 

be crossing anymore."

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked 

the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was 

sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee 

asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your 

knowledge?" T o which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how 

would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded,"That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. 

I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She 

asked if I knew what the buzzer was for . I explained that it signals 

blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on 

earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING :

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving 

the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, 

"This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was 

spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself 

and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would 

not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up 

our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the 

service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock 

the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I 

instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was 

unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, 

"I know. I already got that side."

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they 

REPRODUCE !

[BullSixx]

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the 

local township administrative office to request the removal of the 

DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being 

hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to 

be crossing anymore."

haha. wow. people are seriously idiots.

[Jihme]

wow

[Guest Mr. AKA]

They are everywhere, but a large majority of them live in the state of FL

[On_the_Chip]

They are everywhere, but a large majority of them live in the state of FL

Then make a difference and move out of FL.