BULLO12 Posted February 29, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted February 29, 2008 The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. Sh e sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered(Continue below - This is great) 'THE TEETH.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted February 29, 2008 Group: Admin Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 97,047 Reputation: 10,834 Days Won: 469 Joined: 05/19/2000 Share Posted February 29, 2008 come on, I didn't need to read that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crambone Posted February 29, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 9,038 Reputation: 101 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/18/2006 Share Posted February 29, 2008 SPEW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLO12 Posted February 29, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Just wait til you guys are that age.....Although Brad you are probably there and just won't admit it. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TB Bulls Posted February 29, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 883 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/17/2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Old people are gross. LOL JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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