3 Points to Ponder

[TyBull]

                                Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic

our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago,

right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her

calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens

wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give

them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200

years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is

this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou

Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a

hostile work environment.

[Brad]

Nice, and true unfortunately.