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John Kerry Loves his Red Sox

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John Kerry made a hilarious blunder yesterday in an attempt to woo red sox fans' vote.

He said, "I love the Red Sox, and i love Manny Ortez.

Who is Manny Ortez?  

He then corrected himself, still wrong... and said " I mean David Ortez."  

Its ORTIZ.

Quite funny for a Massachussetts native, admitted Red Sox fan.

What a Stiff!

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Classic  ;D

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I hope we don't trade Nomahhh for Manny Ortez... that would be the worst deal of the century ;)

Then our lineup would go

3.  David Ortiz

4.  Manny Ramirez

5.  Manny Ortez

then we just need someone named David Ramiriz to bat 6th

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John Kerry made a hilarious blunder yesterday in an attempt to woo red sox fans' vote.

He said, "I love the Red Sox, and i love Manny Ortez.

Who is Manny Ortez?  

He then corrected himself, still wrong... and said " I mean David Ortez."  

Its ORTIZ.

Quite funny for a Massachussetts native, admitted Red Sox fan.

What a Stiff!

Kerry is definately a red sox fan and he has the red sox fans vote.  Do you recall him and dean getting into it pretty good over sox and yanks as dean was a yankee fan who changes to a red sox fan a year or two ago he claimed. Kerry told him that you cant change from a yank fan to a sox fan as it is not right and sox fans dont want you. AMEN!

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Ortez...nucular

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we love kerry

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And did you see his pitiful pitch Monday?  ::)

Bush threw a strike with a Bullet Proof Vest on after 9-11

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And did you see his pitiful pitch Monday?  ::)

Bush threw a strike with a Bullet Proof Vest on after 9-11

Not a great pitch but it was a passed ball.  The catcher has got to block that, if he can stop crazy iraqians he can stop a baseball ;D

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true

catcher had to make the play

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if he can stop crazy iraqians he can stop a baseball ;D

What is an iraqian?

Are they the ones who are supplying nucular weapons to the bad guys?

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