Prison vs. Work

[cygnus34]

PRISON VS WORK

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK

you get more work for  good behavior

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON

you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON

you get your own toilet

@ WORK

you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work!  You're not getting paid to check emails.

[Mama_Bull]

Good one!!!!!

I definitely can relate.

[SeaBull]

I seriously doubt I'll get raped at work today.

...Working class - 1  Convicts - 0