God and the biker

[Brad]

A man was riding  his Harley along a California beach when  suddenly

the sky clouded  above his head and, in a booming voice,  the  Lord

said, 'Because  you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,  I

will grant you  one wish.' 

The biker pulled  over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I  can

ride over  anytime I want'. 

The Lord said,  'That request is materialistic, think of  the

  enormous  challenges for that kind of undertaking; the  supports

  required to reach  the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete  and

  steel it would  take! 

  It will nearly  exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,  but

  it is hard for  me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take

  a little more  time and think of something that  could possibly

  help mankind.'  The biker thought about it for a long  time. 

  Finally, he  said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men,  could

  understand our  wives; I want to know how she feels inside,  what

  she's thinking  when she gives me the silent treatment, why  she

  cries, what she  means when she says 'nothing's wrong' and how  I

  can make a woman  truly happy.' 

  And the Lord  replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that  bridge?'