Probably NSFW -

[Brad]

Not Safe For Work, or

Not Safe For Wife

Poems:

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

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A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a

bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

The End