WV Eer Joke...

[Cow Pie]

Two WV Mountaineer Fans walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

 

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the WV Mountaineer Fans looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

 

The woman shakes her head no.

 

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

 

The woman begins to tu rn blue and shakes her head no.

 

One of the WV Mountaineer Fans walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Mountaineers Fan walks slowly back to his table.

 

His! partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't nive r seed nobody do it!'

Moral of the story is to NEVER choke in a restaurant in or around Morgantown...