If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'

[BULLO12]

Delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It  will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to  scratch any CD's you attempt to play.  It will program your phone auto dial  to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE  YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. 

It  will drink ALL your beer.

FOR  GOD'S SAKE , ARE YOU LISTENING? ? 

It will leave dirty underwear on  the coffee table

when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes'  message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in

dangerously close to a full  bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses  and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. 

***WARN  AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** 

And if you don't send this to 5000  people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. 

Send this warning to everyone!

THERE 'S  A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17  Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you -  you're on the computer

[Velcro]

did you check this out on snopes first

[BULLO12]

did you check this out on snopes first

Oh no...this came from a very reliable source.  I believe they are known as the Tin Hat Society against Government Conspiracies.

[Mag Pie]

Only 17 million out of....6 billion+?

[Paisa el Toro]

did you check this out on snopes first

Oh no...this came from a very reliable source.  I believe they are known as the Tin Hat Society against Government Conspiracies.

Sweet, you're on their email list too!  ;D

[BULLO12]

did you check this out on snopes first

Oh no...this came from a very reliable source.  I believe they are known as the Tin Hat Society against Government Conspiracies.

Sweet, you're on their email list too!  ;D

And I joined just before the 2008 election.  My Tin Hat looks like a bowler.  ;D :o