BULLO12 Posted November 19, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This is an oldie that shows up around Halloween, but hell it is still funny:An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left hisbodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiledsheets in a tangled pile at his feet.As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital securityguard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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