Gratutious Self indulgent Yankees post..

[CyberBull]

"Post" is a nebulous word.

It could refer to a thread or a single post. Or it could refer to both a thread and post, or perhaps even 7 reaction provoking posts in one thread that could of been in one post. Got it.....b/c I'm not sure.....

In the end it doesn't matter b/c the RedSux can't void trading The Bambino to the Yankees nor can they raise the Green Monster 10-feet to turn Bucky Dent's homerun into a long double.

Hey guys it could be worse....you fellas could Mets fans ;^)

[KnightsRule]

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.

On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.

As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.

Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.

Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,

"GO YANKEES"!!

Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?

A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.

Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?

A: Tell them a joke on Friday!

Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"