Change??

[BULLO12]

The buzzword of this election is 'CHANGE.'

Candidates toss it around without

saying what they want to change to.

Just that we need CHANGE!

This brings to mind the following illustration: 

Years ago there was a story in the Marine Corps

about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines

and told the Gunny that they smelled bad.

The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. 

The Gunny responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately."

He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys

smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear.

Smith, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie,

Brown, you change with Schultz."

The moral of the story is: 

A candidate may promise to change Washington ...

but the stink remains!