BULLO12 Posted June 24, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted June 24, 2008 THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEENHAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABITOF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE.THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULDMAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFFBECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT ANDTHAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR,SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT.THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARINGTHE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP,SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER ANDALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBANDWAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK,SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTSAND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTSSOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUALTRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMAND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM.THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THEFLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES AFTER YEARS OF TORTURESHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD..ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRSIN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE.SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATT ER.HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT. ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVEWARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU"."WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE."WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UPFARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED."BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS.I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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