THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[BULLO12]

Fresh from her shower, she stands in front of the mirror complaining to her

husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up

with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

toilet paper and rub it between them for a  few seconds".

Willing to try anything, she fetchs a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it  between her breasts.  "How long will

this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years,"  her husband replies.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of  toilet paper

between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the

years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again,  although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

Stupid, stupid man...............