Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married

[BULLO12]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"  Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily . Around 3 AM, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.  (Even when totally smashed  ... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".. he didn't seem pissed off in the least.  Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,  then said, 'Oh ****,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then apparently tripped over the coffee table and farted!"