Can't beat Auburn when it comes to technological advances

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After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, the On looker', a local newspaper in Auburn, Alabama, reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields near Bay Minette in Baldwin County Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, and graduate of Auburn University, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Alabama had already gone wireless.'