Texas Baby Boy

[BULLO12]

A Texan is drinking in a Florida bar when he gets a call on his

cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of

drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a Typical

Texas Baby Boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but

the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks. Like I said,

my boy's a Typical Texas Baby Boy." Congratulations showered him from all

around and many exclamations of "WOW!". We heard one woman actually

fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say

you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at

birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So

how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is

puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already

weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes

his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says,

"Had'm circumcised"