The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy

[BULLO12]

1. You know the state flower ......Mildew.

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash

3. Use the statement 'sun break' and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5 You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant or

to church.

7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the

'WALK' Signal.

8. You consider that if it has no snow, or has not recently

erupted, it's not a real mountain.

9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best,

and Veneto 's.

10 . You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye

salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Haceta, Yaquina,

Yachats, Issaquah , Oregon , Yakima and Willamette .

12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and

Thai food.

14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark

while only working eight-hour days.

15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

16. You are not fazed by 'Today's forecast: showers followed by

rain,†and 'Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers.'

17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a

state of Mind.

19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see

through the cloud cover.

20. You notice, 'The mountain is out' when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.

21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50,

but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the

socks on.

23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find

the old ones after such a long time.

26. You measure distance in hours.

27. You often switch from 'heat' to 'a/c' in the same day.

28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a

raincoat.

29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, winter,

Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer &

Elk season (Fall).

30. You understood these jokes.

[TB Bulls]

I've never been there so I don't really know, but it's funny anyways.

[beastiebull]

He should do one for Florida. It would pretty much be the opposite of the Northwestern one:

"You know you're a Floridian when"....

1. the temp goes below 70 and you put on a winter jacket and mittens

2. the only seasons you get to experience are warm and hot.

3  An incline of 2 feet is considered a hill.

4. You're in your back yard getting a tan, while your front yard is getting rained on.

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