Jump to content

  • USF Bulls fans join us at The Bulls Pen

    It's simple, free and connects you to other South Florida Bulls fans!

  • Members do not see this ad, Register

Athletes With Illegitimate Kids

Bull Dozer

By Bull Dozer
in Tampa Bay and General Sports

Recommended Posts

Bull Dozer Toro Magnifico

Bull Dozer

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  13,697
  • Reputation:   2,041
  • Days Won:  45
  • Joined:  09/04/2006
Posted

Taken from another board i post @

http://100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com/2007/08/update-on-illegitimate-kids-of-athletes.html

ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDS

THE HEAVYWEIGHTS

Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.

Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.

Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.

Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.

NEW MEMBER Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.

Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.

Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.

THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS

NEW MEMBER Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.

NEW MEMBER Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.

Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.

Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.

Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.

Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.

Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.

Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.

Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.

Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.

Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well.

Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.

THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP

Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.

THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP

Walter Herrmann

Peja Stojakovic

Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan

NHL player Daniel Alfredsson

NHL player Richard Zednik

Mike Miller

Marvin Harrison

Tracy McGrady

THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP

Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.

Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.

Larry Bird

Isiah Thomas

Jim Palmer

Darryl Strawberry

Pete Rose

Tug McGraw

THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP

Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.

THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP

Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.

THE QB KIDS GROUP

Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another while that collar bone heals.

Tom Brady - the dream baby is here.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP

Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's an incoming freshman at WV. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.

GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID

Antawn Jamison

Chipper Jones

DeShawn Stevenson

Cliff Floyd

Mark Messier

Brian Urlacher

Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.

Oscar De La Hoya

Juan Gonzalez

Andre Rison

David Justice

Andruw Jones

Alonzo Spellman

Dave Meggett

Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."

Stephon Marbury

Jason Kidd

Allen Iverson

Latrell Sprewell

Juwan Howard

Kenny Anderson

Scottie Pippen

Hakeem Olajuwon

Patrick Ewing

Randy Johnson

Link to comment
Share on other sites
nobull.Bulls Toro Magnifico

nobull.Bulls

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  5,241
  • Reputation:   60
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  07/02/2007
Posted

I was wondering where sapp was to.

All in All. HILARIOUS

Link to comment
Share on other sites
usfbulls2004 Grand Bull

usfbulls2004

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  2,118
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  09/21/2004
Posted

sapp's jersey number matched the number of illegitimate kids he has, lol.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bull Dozer Toro Magnifico

Bull Dozer

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  13,697
  • Reputation:   2,041
  • Days Won:  45
  • Joined:  09/04/2006
  • Author
Posted

sapp's jersey number matched the number of illegitimate kids he has, lol.

:o

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites
smazza Toro Magnifico

smazza

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  66,091
  • Reputation:   2,434
  • Days Won:  172
  • Joined:  01/01/2001
Posted

i think mcfadden has a couple

women are evil

Link to comment
Share on other sites
usfbulls2004 Grand Bull

usfbulls2004

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  2,118
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  09/21/2004
Posted

they love the pro athlete's and the child support that comes, if they pay.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Henry Jones Jr. Proficient

Henry Jones Jr.

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  500
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  06/11/2007
Posted

Those men are doing what they are supposed to. And not to bring up race, but how many are black, hispanic, white, asian?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SRQ Toro Magnifico

SRQ

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  4,879
  • Reputation:   24
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  04/14/2006
Posted

I was wondering where sapp was to.

All in All. HILARIOUS

not for the kids.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SRQ Toro Magnifico

SRQ

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  4,879
  • Reputation:   24
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  04/14/2006
Posted

i think mcfadden has a couple

women are evil

and you're a prince, right?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Tell a friend

    Love TheBullsPen.com? Tell a friend!

  • South Florida Fight Song

     

  • Quotes

    "I wish you guys could be in the locker room and be on the practice field because it is so much different from what it has been in the past."

    Brad Cecil, 11/26/21  

  • Files

  • Recent Achievements

  • Popular Contributors

  • Quotes

    “This is not a broken football program by any means. It just needs to be united, to get everybody on the same page, share that same vision, and really to have that standard - best is the standard.”

    Jeff Scott  

×
×
  • Create New...

It appears you are using ad blocking tools.  This site is supported through ads.  Please disable in order to enjoy full access to The Bulls Pen.  Registration is free and reduces ads.

Got it!
Dismiss