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How to wave a towel


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Last May, Boudreaux married an  attractive woman, Lola, half his age.

After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see  the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part.  The Vet didn't have a clue, but

he did recall how, during the hot summer, his  Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a  big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So, the Vet told them  to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a

big towel over them while they were  having sex.  This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then  climax. 

So the couple hired a strong  young man from the big city of Houma  to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Lola still  had not climaxed!  They went back to  the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change  partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the  big towel.

They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting  climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. 

When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner  said, "And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!"

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Last May, Boudreaux married an  attractive woman, Lola, half his age.

After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see  the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part.  The Vet didn't have a clue, but

he did recall how, during the hot summer, his  Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a  big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So, the Vet told them  to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a

big towel over them while they were  having sex.  This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then  climax. 

So the couple hired a strong  young man from the big city of Houma   to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Lola still  had not climaxed!  They went back to  the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change  partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the  big towel.

They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting  climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.   

When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner  said, "And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!"

:ROFLMAO

I've been to the big city of Houma.  ::)

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