Michael Bolton posts from OCS thread

[Michael Bolton]

I'll make you guys a deal.  Build that on campus stadium and I, Michael Bolton, greatest singer in history, entertainer supreme, will open it with a concert of my greatest hits.

[Guest JulmisteForPrez]

I'll make you guys a deal.  Build that on campus stadium and I, Michael Bolton, greatest singer in history, entertainer supreme, will open it with a concert of my greatest hits.

A concert of your greatest hits?

How would you decide what your "greatest hits" were?

Wouldn't that pretty much be all of them??

[Mission9]

I'll make you guys a deal.  Build that on campus stadium and I, Michael Bolton, greatest singer in history, entertainer supreme, will open it with a concert of my greatest hits.

Michael, why did you go from rock to covers of motown?  Was it just for the money?

[Guest JulmisteForPrez]

I'll make you guys a deal.  Build that on campus stadium and I, Michael Bolton, greatest singer in history, entertainer supreme, will open it with a concert of my greatest hits.

Michael, why did you go from rock to covers of motown?  Was it just for the money?

And then on to the Standards, like Sinatra, etc.

Just shows his superior versatility and range.

He's a genius.

[Michael Bolton]

Why?  Because I can.  If I wanted to move into hip hop Kanye would have nothing on me....dog. 

See what I did there?  I added "dog" to add street cred to my boast.

[Mission9]

Why?  Because I can.  If I wanted to move into hip hop Kanye would have nothing on me....dog. 

See what I did there?  I added "dog" to add street cred to my boast.

;D

[Sunshine]

Why?  Because I can.  If I wanted to move into hip hop Kanye would have nothing on me....dog. 

See what I did there?  I added "dog" to add street cred to my boast.

It's Dawg we need to work on your street image before that concert.

[Guest JulmisteForPrez]

Why?  Because I can.  If I wanted to move into hip hop Kanye would have nothing on me....dog. 

See what I did there?  I added "dog" to add street cred to my boast.

See.....that's what I'm talking about.

Who else can do Otis Redding, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Motown, and Snoop Dog?

He's made the offer to do the halftime show at the opening game in our new OCS.

Can we get some bulldozers on campus tomorrow, please?

[Guest JulmisteForPrez]

Why?  Because I can.  If I wanted to move into hip hop Kanye would have nothing on me....dog. 

See what I did there?  I added "dog" to add street cred to my boast.

It's Dawg we need to work on your street image before that concert.

No, no.............."dawg" is totally passe.

"Dog" is the new term since Vick's case hit the news.

[Mission9]

Why?  Because I can.  If I wanted to move into hip hop Kanye would have nothing on me....dog. 

See what I did there?  I added "dog" to add street cred to my boast.

It's Dawg we need to work on your street image before that concert.

No, no.............."dawg" is totally passe.

"Dog" is the new term since Vick's case hit the news.

I do not know what is worse, this last statement or that gyrating purple thing.