The Land Of OZ

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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ..

and off they whirled to the land of OZ

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard .

"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:

"I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard . Who's next? "

Richard Nixon stepped forward,

"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! says the Wizard.

Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush and said,

"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.

Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"