Hubble Telescope Discovery

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Cape Canaveral, FL (AP) - Scientists at NASA today reported that the Hubble Telescope, now well past Jupiter, is finally far enough away to be able to take a full shot of Baroid Bonds's head without having to use panorama or wide-lens technology.

In a related story, the Hubble discovered about 13 smaller heads orbiting Baroid's head, each with it's own mini-atmosphere and surly attitude.

[Velcro]

And in another related story, baroids head has been officially declared a black hole... the large empty chamber has a vacuum effect and is sucking in everything near it, incluidng more steroids, causing it to get even bigger by the day.

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for uei-

another red sox fan whose best player has sold his "head rights" so LIGHTS ARE US  can make a desk lamp from a mold of williams' head

[Velcro]

And Lights are us has purchased rights to baroids head as a future storage unit for all their williams head lamps.

[smazza]

now that was funny

[Velcro]

;D  

every now and then i get in a good one

[Guest Rocket Scientist]

Dear UCFEI,

Isn't the Hubble orbiting the planet Earth still? We thought we had made a stable orbital pattern-- have you news that differs from this? If it is past Jupiter, somebodies got some 'splainin' to do around here.

Regards,

Captain Nelson

Cocoa Beach

Hubble not in trouble, fashizzle

[Velcro]

it was a joke thread... none of it was meant to be fact.  It was a barry bonds slam, nothing more.

[Guest Rocket Scientist]

it was a joke thread... none of it was meant to be fact.  It was a barry bonds slam, nothing more.

Ummm--- and mine wasn't?

Lighten up, Francis...

PS-- The person implied that the Hubble an mobile type of device that was moving through our solar system. So I corrected that info-- no harm in that.

[Velcro]

Hey Francis, i'm francis, nice to meet you.