George O'Leary's Impressive Resume

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Alright, guys....

We all remember when Coach George O'Leary got canned right after he had accepted the job to be Notre Dame's new Head Football Coach.  Apparently, he lied on a few MINOR details about some things, and the University didn't think blatant dishonesty was the most desirable attribute in a football coach.

Well, I personally think Notre Dame was crazy and that UCF were a bunch of geniuses in snatching him right up.  Why?  Well, just take a look at a few of the things O'Leary HAS accomplished in his professional career.............(at least, according to O'Leary)..............

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President Of The United States

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Member Of The ORIGINAL NKOTB

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Member of the ORIGINAL A-Team

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David Hasselhoff's body double (lookin' sexy, Georgie!)

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Pope of the Roman Catholic church

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Personal Trainer for TOTALLY CLEAN baseball slugger, Barry Bonds

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The ORIGINAL choice for John Baker, Ponch's non-ladies-man lackey on CHiPs

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Kentucky Derby Champion Jockey

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First Cardiac Surgeon to perform successful heart transplant