The Daytona 500 w/ Shoop

[BigShoop]

DISCLAIMER

If you dont like NASCAR, dont read anymore of this post. By reading the post and then telling me how much NASCAR sucks makes YOU look like a jackass. For everyone else, enjoy.

In true NASCAR fashion, this post is brought to you by the fine folks at Jif, Pepperidge Farm, Frito Lay, Chex Mix, Little Debbie, KMart Generic Foods, and Smirnoff Ice(to be explained later):

We start our weekend by being late for the IROC race on friday evening. For anyone that watched the race(all 4 of you), when Mark Martin wrecked, he hit the wall about 100 yards behind us as we were walking next to the fence on the way to our seats...

When we made it to our seats, we got to sit behind this guy....who obviously is being sponsored by Supercuts:

And now, IROC cars:

You should click this if you want to see IROC cars go VRROOOOMM!!!

And now, a hot girl and some 12 year old in Matt Kenseth gear:

That same 12 year old was pretty happy at the end of the race, cause his driver won!

Then we pretended it was July 4th in preparation for the Truck race:

And now, you guessed it!....trucks:

And when things got boring during the truck race, we were entertained by these cool guys.....(click me)

As Mark Martin crossed the line to win the Truck race, I dropped my phone under the stands, almost lost it, did break it, got pissed, and therefore no more pics from friday night's action.  8)

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Ah, what better way to start saturday's action than with a picture of ANOTHER Supercuts fan!!!

Before Happy Hour started, I rented my Nextel FanView.....which is pretty much the coolest thing EVER invented. Cooler than electricity. Cooler than the wheel. Cooler than fire. Hell, almost cooler than ME!

Live standings, lap times, video replay, points as they run, scanner, scanner audio replay, compare lap times with other drivers, stats stats and more stats, watch the entire race through the in car camera or the tv feed, etcetcetc.

Here's a pic I took of some guy, who apparently left his chin at home, trying to figure out how to use the thing....

Ok, time for Happy Hour:

Welcome to 190 MPH. CLICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny story about this one......:

At the end of the video, you'll see someone's head turning around on the bottom of the screen. Well, this lady(who happened to be the wife of the man on the right side of the screen), came walking up the stairs JUST as the cars went blowing by...

She was like: "NUH UH!......NUH UH!......"

To which I replied: "UH HUH!......UH HUH!....."

Lady: "...There's no WAY!......nuh uh!"

Shoop: "This must be your 1st time......?"

Lady: "UH HUH!"

Shoop: "haha.......now you understand, dont ya?"

Lady: "....There's no WAY! (cars go by again...VROOOMM!!!).....NUH UH!!!!!"

Shoop: "You'll be back.............."

Lady: (now walkin up the stairs) "I CANT BELIEVE THIS!........ NO WAY!!!"

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Oh, before I forget, this Happy Hour coverage was brought to you by Nike.........and NASCAR's Drive for Diversity program:

Then we decided to go shopping and saw Kurt Busch and his new ears and Ryan Newman with the coolest shirt I've ever seen:

and then.........................................................um......................

..................................yeah. ok! So...

Then it was lunch time....and for Bonnie, Aquafina time! Note: her Aquafina bottles were filled with the afore mentioned Smirnoff Ice.  

Which turned into:

Ok, now the Busch race:

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And now, the Daytona 500....................

the 85 degree saturday turned into a 42 below zero sunday. Either way, we're HOT.

So hot, that Amanda found another man...

Bored much?

Then I had to go to the bathroom.............

Oh, here's a good place!

Quick, what would YOU do if you forgot to shave on raceday morning?

Random: Clint Bowyer.

And now, the pre-race, we're bored so let's do something so we dont freeze time begins:

Time for driver introductions. These are pretty self explanitory....

Greg Biffle: Amanda

Matt Kenseth: Shoop

Dale Jr: Shoop

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National Anthem thing:

Aaaaaaaaand weeeeee're raciiiing...........!

Before Tony Stewart decided to eliminate his top competition for the win, Matt Kenseth led 28 of the first 96 laps:

Then I was pissed and didnt take many more pics......

The last time I got to see cars going reeeally fast.....

And in closing, I dont think this needs any explanation:

[E.T.]

Glad you had a good time. I use to live in Daytona and still have lots of friends there.

I like these pictorial posts of yours.

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