Bye Week Fun: Recruit your Ultimate Team

[Chem-E-BULL Reaction]

I know it's end of the bye week but weather is nasty out and I'm bored. Little thought experiment I had with some co-miners out at the mill this week: Recruit your perfect team using your favorite football generalities/profiles/stereotypical players. 

My "Bulls" recruited as follows:

OL:      Some Big ol boys out of the midwest
QB:     1st string Dual threat out of FL 2nd string West coast pocket passer - rotate throughout play
WR:   So Flo Speed 
RB:    1st string Power back out of rural GA/AL 2nd string slippery speed back from FL
TE:       I'm at a loss of regional but needs to be someone big as an OL but with speed/power

DL:     Anywhere in SE the meaner the better
LB:   Texas boys crazy enough to blitz and stuff holes with reckless abandon 
DB/CB:  Caribbean Islanders, I still love the fact that USF at one time  had 12 Haitian players and their "code" they communicated with was just speaking french-creole 
S:       So Flo Speed

P/K:   A European rugby player, can kick as good or better than a soccer kid but also has build and power if needed to scramble or a fake... could be useful in regularly going for 2 why settle for only 7 pts

 

How would you fill a team?