Dear SantaFootballGodsClaus,
1.) I wish for an opponent other than UCF, not because I am afraid they will torch our defense, although they will, i hate their fans and I dont want my day ruined by a bunch of mickey mouse drunken orlandites who, even if we win, will rub our biggest gut punch in our face(you know what I am talking about, can't even force myself to type it out).
2.) I wish to play somewhere besides Florida. Although this seems the perfect starting point for our foray into world domination, personally, it will be annoying if I have to come back to Florida for anything other than Christmas.
And Santa? Can you make my mommy love my daddy again?