Minotaur: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Leavittation: Monorail!
Minotaur: What's it called?
smazza and lotsobull: Monorail!
Minotaur: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Bullygurly: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Minotaur: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Minotaur: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
BullOnly: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Minotaur: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Cyberbull: Were you sent here by the devil?
Minotaur: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
GarySJ: The ring came off my pudding can.
Minotaur: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's USF's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Minotaur: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Minotaur: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Judy Genshaft: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Velcro: Sorry, Prez, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
bullwark: Mono... D'oh!