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Senior Texting Code - this one is SFW (Seniors Found Wandering?)

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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code) . Of course, most items on this list are for people you might know -- certainly NOT YOU!

   

ATD : At The Doctor's

BFF : Best Friend Fainted

BTW : Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM : Covered By Medicare

CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center

DWI : Driving While Incontinent

FWBB : Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW : Forgot Where I Was

FYI : Found Your Insulin

GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA : Got Heartburn Again

HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL : Living On Lipitor

LWO : Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR : On My Massage Recliner

OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROTFL... CGUSP : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up, send paramedics

SGGP : Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL : Talk To You Louder

WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?

WTFa : Wet The Furniture …… Again

WTP : Where's The Prunes?

WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil

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