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WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

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The family wheeled Grandma out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair, where

the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma

couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to

communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning

off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on

her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again

grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma,

you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

nephew....... 'Bastards won't let me fart.'

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