AN OLD FARMERS ADVICE (SFW)

[TyBull]

AN OLD FARMERS ADVICE

         

An Old Farmer's Advice:   

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight

And bull-strong.

*Keep skunks and bankers at a

Distance.

*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a

John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

  * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner

Than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a

Grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't Never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best

  Answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get

  Older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't Bothering you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance. 

  * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever

Have to deal with, watches you from The mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a

Lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot

Easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some

Influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

*Never fight with a woman.  You'll lose.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.

Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,

he'll just kill you.